Right i know Exitpilot are a bucnh of pure wanks...thats granted! But i remember a time where there was people on this forum...Now...all i hear is the voices in Ryans head...nah man...its too quiet round this place...creepy!

Granted our banter has been pure eggy...but i remeber this forum used to be buzzin where did every1 go?????

check this >

see im not talking pie .... 14 at once ..... just last december...thats almost as much as - whos ever reading this' - maw takes in an hour!

In the words of Pato Banton

" Come back
Yes wi' me colour TV
And me cd collection of Bob Marley
Come back
Yes wi' me bag a sensi
And we can be together for eternity"

XXX

Our's has gone the same way mate...but all it takes is a good gig to get it buzzing again...and I have every confidence that will be this Sun for you guys!

In the words of New Jersey 'hunk' Jon Buongiovi:

"Don't you let your love turn to hate -
Boy, we got to keep the faith..."

Or in other words, DRY YER EYES BIG BAWS!!

friskmaster, oh aye! had to be!

HA HA! that could only Be Maz B...Your getting teabag'd with these bonzonads!

Cheers mate! tis shocking tho, last 6 months we've only played 4 Gigs! We're lucky any1 comes on the site ha ha!!....But 06 is going to be a busy one for us, planing to play every gig going!

I agree entirely. And I intend to do something about it.

Maybe it's cos when you leave a message for you cunts, you never reply.

Just a thought.

K x

PS I also think you should show some appreciation for those that do leave messageas ya ungrateful wee wank!


PPS only kiddin except for the 'wank' bit.

Whats that chris? I cant really read ur message....something is in the way.....think its because my "pure-binto filter" is on....its causing some distortion around the forum and your post area....hold on while i turn it off....

Ahh fowk....its that bint Kazbah who no one replys back 2 cause we've all got the binto filter on...shit i'm typing out loud again...



Kazbah i josh of course...love 2 u really!

You coming on Sun to the tuts??

XX

Oh i get it cos Venom's been quiet of late I'm gettin it up the arse.

Well boyo I shall be there on sunday but only cos I'm bringin my 'shite backing vocal filter' wi me!!

I jest too
(only you can't see my fingers are crossed!)

K x

fuck you ya lezzer. i didnt even start on you.

well the gloves are off now you illegitemate lovechild between Vanessa Feltz and a bottle of MagikTan!

xx

HULLO!!

Aye, ive noticed the fourms here have been very quiet recently, I always visit here quite a lot but the trouble is I have hardly posted anything. All that is about to change though.

Anyway, whats everyone been up to ??

Whats the crack ?!!

I AM THE CRACK

JUNKIE KIDS AND HOLLYWOOD FILMSTARS ARE ADDICTED TO ME.

IM NOT A BAD PERSON, I JUST HAVE A BAD REPUTATION WHICH THE PRESS GAVE ME.

I am a Crack but I just get fucked by Dicks all the time !!

Illegitimate lovechild indeed???!!! As Morrow cleverly pointed out last night I am Vanessa Feltz after two years on smack and probably the game (I added on the last bit!)

I do apologise I thought it was gimp features that was on them and not yer wonderful self!

Good job anyway ya durty wee toe-rag.

All in all a result of a night!

The banshee!! x

PS I only tell you I'm a lezzer to spurn your constant sexual advances

ryan attracts 40 year old men at optimo that want to kiss him.

enough said