Something occurred to me recently. As the reputation of Exitpilot grows, and more & more people get into the music, there is nothing for these new fans to find out more about the band.

So that's why I'm starting the Exitpilot Reference Guide, which will tell all new fans (and some old) everything they need to know about this great band, as well as it's individual members.

So here's the start of it. Everyone feel free to contribute anything and everything you know......

- When Einstein came up with his theory of E=Mc2, what he failed to mention was that the 'E' stood for Exitpilot.

- Exitpilot's music can be heard from Pluto.

- Ryan was the first man in space.

- Exitpilot are not the very model of a modern major general, and they do not have information vegetable, animal or mineral.

- If you say Exitpilot backwards 5 times very quickly, you will be looked at like you are a weirdo!

- In 2006, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Glasgow underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Exitpilot

- Exitpilot could cure all known diseases. They're just too busy rocking.

More to come......

- We also like to go Down Tuu in a Luleelurah........

- Upon my return from space, we discovered Craig Connell was the first Moon man brought to Earth. He now sings in the band.

- Walks in the park, romantic evenings, over-age sex and pounding pounding jazz music.

- 50% of Ko-Pilot and currently in talks to buy half of The Beatles to become "The Pilot"

- Occasionally we put up pure shite replys to peoples posts because we just ate a massive bangers'n'mash lunch and dont feel too witty.

Ah! it all makes prefect sense now....

- Before Exitpilot began, two or their members used to attend superhero conventions dressed as their alter ego's 'El Cunto-connell' & 'Raging Homo face Smith'...the other two were too cool for that shit.

but..

- One member of exitpilot used to attend facial hairs nice workshops and proceded to grow his mono-brow.

- Nobody knows this but Exitpilots guitarist had his head remover and replaced with a well skelped arse.

- They all used to want to be in U" aswell.....however, that may well be Hearsay.

i have just realised that could be taken two ways. i wasnt talking about hearsay the band.

They are not who we want to be. They are who we dream to be.

Yep, thats pure and simple !

who's wants to be noel and who wants to be danny/shrek?

- Exitpilot once invaded poland and it kicked off a right broo haha i can tell you, anyway long story short, they lost, we won.

- Ryan once consumed 500 invertabrates in 22 seconds, only 2 seconds short of the world record.

- Connell's real name is Frank Sinatra but he changed it by deed poll to avoid confusion.

- Adams favourite pastimes include foxhunting, and adding to his tiny shoe collection.

- Vin has a lucrative business in the dead whale black market, you may have seen him recently in london leading whales up the thames to certain death.

- Exitpilot found fame after the game 'six degress of shaggin ryans maw' became a smash hit pastime in playgrounds across the country. Just like when u r in london u r never more than 6 feet away from a rat, well when u r in glasgow u r never more than 6 feet away from someone who has shagged ryans maw.

AHH THE MEMORIES. I LIKE HOW WE CHANGED THE RULES AFTER WE GOT BORED AND PLAYED "SIX INCHES IN ANDERSONS MAW......"

I WAS NEVER SURE OF THE MORE "ADULT" VERSOIN OF "SIX COCKS IN ANDERSONS PAW...."

oh i see what u'v done there, youv taken the joke i made and substituted my parents for your mother.

that must have taken u the best part of 5 seconds to come up with that kind of retort.

genius mate, pure genius.

i may aswell throw in the towel cos there is no fuckin way i can match that kind of intellectual wit. boy do i look like a fanny now, i rue the day i tried to mess with ryan smith and his bottomless pit of phsychological retaliation.

*i know u will read the previous onslaught of sarcasm and take the huff, and thats exactly what i wanted it to cause. i still love ye though ya big jobby.*

- exitpilot are all cunts... except connell he's a nice boy.

- Exitpilot when translated into mongolian slang means... "death from a flaming cats anus"

You'd be amazed at the things you find on google when you type in exitpilot!

hahah! class pic.

wait a minute, thats my watch.....

and my fucking gun.

ricky you stole them from me.....stop broadcasting your snuff polaroids.

Id rather be mylene so I could play with my own breasts !!

She has got a cracking set of chebs!