Duh, I quoted the wrong message!

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Id rather be mylene so I could play with my own breasts !!

She has got a cracking set of chebs!

Also, Exit Pilot started life as a Frankie goes to hollywood tibute act called "Fuck Me In The Ass, I'm Pure Gay And Love the Cock" but due to their name didn't get too many gigs in homophobic scotland so had to tour Germany under the name "Hitler Wank"

Ryan once appeared on Blue Peter to promote the 'save-the-jumble-sale' appeal with his primary school.

Adam was also there wearing a chest wig.

Connell was jealous because his primary school wasn't selected.

Vin couldn't care less.

Vin was stareting Uni just as we were finishing Primary school.

Hahah! get it up ye, Vin ya auld wanger!

saying that, you could be the new face of "Oil of Olay" in a few years.

- The word Exitpilot is taken from 2 latin words: 'exit' meaning 'to get fucked up the arse' and 'pilot' meaning 'to fuck other people up the arse.

the money from exitpilots first world tour was used to produce Star Trek II 'the wrath of khan', and 'weekend at bernies 2'.

ahhh, Bernie......what a guy.

Anderfander......Strokesh tonight? Ohh yah!

the only thing i know of better than the strokes is the vinegar strokes.

tonight we will reak havoc on the carling.
god help anyone in our way.

yes, arrangements are

Camphil 90210: 7.30pm
Drinking: 7.30 - 8.30pm (variable)
Taxi: when were ready
Taxi arrives at destination: Carling entrance and empty pockets then more drinking
Push our way to the front just in time for the strokes
Miss half of it cos you need to make your way to the toilet for a piss
Get back to the front in time to miss the last song of the encore.
Hit the Buff Club
Get more wasted
Go party somewhere.


You had better have the day off mate or there will be hell to pay. As you can see above, i have taken a lot of time to plan out our night.

Fuckin Hell, you are one fuckin major party animal Ryan!!

From dusk till dawn, that is so EXTREME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another result of a night!

Cheers for the memories guys!

Highlights included.........

Connell in general, but gettin his weener out whilst walkin down Buchanan Street trying to get us to touch it, was classic!
"I would......if i coud see it!"

Ross and his Johnny Knoxville stunts. That'll keep the George Square gardeners busy for a while!

If you can think of any more, please add on.

My brain is fried from severe alcoholism and lack of sleep due to Ryans ragin hard-on pushin into my bum (not the front one). Just a joke children...it was my back! chuckle, chuckle!!!


Kaz Out x

Hmm, id need industrial strength viagra for you to give me a brickie, m'dear!!

hahah! i remember ross screamin "lets get mad wie it" then disappearing into a bush!!

The buff was quality untill those kunts from Boy Kill Boy kicked shit off.!!

Dont fuck with the EP ya bam!!

Im away to go terrorise them on their websites forum!!

where the fuck did everyone go last night?!

i ended up walking homeward on my own. randomness.

A FOOLISH NIGHT OF FLITH.

BOY KILL BOY R CUNTS, ANYONE UP FOR RUSHING THEIR GIG? I'M PLANNING ON STANDING DOWN THE FRONT WITH A SLASHER

NAH CLASS NIGHT

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHEN IS IT GOING TO END? 06 IS ALREADY KILLED MY BODY AND I'VE 11 MONTHS LEFT...KOOL.