He wants to pump ya!

Just kidding, he doesn't!

OI!

aye he does..........hes got a wank sock with your name on it.

RIGHT, THAT DOES IT!

Ryan I thought you were the only one who had a wank sock with my name on it?

Hmmmmm that gives me an idea, could i make money from this?

Guys, gals, now working for Ann Summers - so if you would live to host a party let me know x

Nikki, my earlier comment was just my pathetic attempt at being a cheeky monkey, and I apologise for any offence I may have (probably) caused.

How can i take offence at someone trying to compliment me?
Now you are being silly!

If you were cheeky like mr gareth then different story

Nah, no-one can be as cheeky as the Gazman! In the land of the cheeky monkeys, the Gareth is king!

Yes I am a cheeky boy!

Don't think you've got anything to worry about Chris, I seem to always take things too far with naughty comments

As MC Leish would say "Gaz, see that hole - Stop digging it !!"

Cool! Can you get me a thong made of vulcanised rubber, which means it won't perish!!

Sometimes you don't know whether to wear these thongs or floss your teeth with them - or perhaps Both!!

One good reason for women to wear them is that they let the buttocks breathe!

Erm, yes, quite!

yes mr mcleish did always say that gaz and he was always right.
how is the dfid crew?
i still wanna come back x

We're fine. It's dead quiet without you around.

Just remember that you hate the fucking place, and that you don't really want to come back cos it's shit!

I loved all the crack we used to have at DFID. Its all work work work for me now!!