Everybody has fucked off to MySpace. Even me. But the EP guys have left me in charge, so from now on, I'm the boss.

I shall require a small processing fee before I can allow you to post on the board. Please feel free to contact me regarding this fee any time you like.

Any questions?

How about I kick yer cunt in and smash yer spex in the process?

Is that question allowed?

Thats perfectly fine. Just as long as you give me enouh time to run away and hide like a big jessie!

another question -

why is it every fuckin party in EK i go to all the dj's play the same set of shite ie. brown eyed girl is always followed by stuck in the middle?

the fact that the cunt had a guitar only highlighted the fact that he was indeed a cunt.


Answers on a postcard Chris!!

It's tradition, Kaz. A party is not complete until I've embarrased myself dancing with my drunk aunty to Stuck In The Middle.

Anyway, I killed Mr Proctor as you requested. I shall leave out the details of how and when. Just know that it was very slow and very VERY painful!

Hey Kaz

Have I met you before ?

I was at that party too.

There is so many folk on here that ive spoken to on this forum but have never met them !!

ha ha ha ha!! that had me in stiches!!

Glad you found the threat of violence against me amusing!!

Gazman?

Hmm... and you look like a commando? dunno for sure.

Lets just say if you'd met me you'd know all about it (NOTE TO GAZMAN - THIS IS NOT A THREAT)