1 - Is everybody a DJ? There seemed to be a lot of folk taking turns on the decks. Was I the only guy there who couldn't mix?

2 - Why the fuck was I switching a light on & off for long periods? I hope you fother-muckers appreciate the agony my thumbs had to go through for you to get strobe lighting!

3 - A big thank you to the Team Salt guys, plus a fantastic woman whose name escapes me (who, by the way, is one helluva singer!) for letting me play bongos during your jamming session! I had no idea I would be stuck in a room of folk playing bongos at 4 in the morning!

4 - The fantastic woman mentioned above has a pal who, for a while anyway, I thought I was getting along pretty well with. I don't remember her name either. Then Kaz asked me over for a question, and that was it - never spoke to her for the rest of the night. If you're reading this, and you know who I'm talking about, please let me know.

5 - Oh, and one last thing. Fuckin CRACKING party. Easily the best night of the year so far for me!

the decks thing is funny really, probably only 1 or 2 folk there can actrually "mix" whereas folk like me can MIX!!!

basically the folk like me are crap, but like to live the dream now and then! hahaha!

fun times.

i don't know the answer to any of the other questions...

Ah Chris sorry boot that!!

That's why I've got shite for brains!!

x

It's ok. I forgive you.

Elooo, i may have the answers, just maybe!

Re Q no. 2: i would like to thank you Chris for the strobe lighting, thoroughly enjoyed it!

Re Q no. 3: i will pass on your thanks to "Louise", i presume it is her coz yeh she has possibly one of theee bestest voices in the world.

Re Q no. 4: Cara is her pal, also my other best pal, whom i presume you were talking to, the reason u probably didnt see her the rest of the night was coz after proceeding to spew all over pollock park and on my boots she slept for the rest of the party!

Re Q no. 5: Party!! Aye ta guyz i suppose it was awreet 4 a bunch o wanks x x x

I hope Ive helped -- however please note i may be talking utter shit(as usual)!

Mazyaspaz,

Yer mate Louise was indeed braw!!

Pass on my and Lynn's regards/well wishes to that Queen Crow and we better get an invite to her housewarming cos we know where she lives and we aint scared of some street violence y'hear!!

X

Cara - thats her name!

Yes, if you see her, tell her that the guy in the blue t-shirt she was talking to is sorry for walking away in mid-conversation, but I was rather pished!

Yes Kaz i am a spaz but yooor a whooor! Waaaaa.

Lou phoned me today she pure wants to lik your bum kazbah and she wants lynn for her pocket! I told her shes making theeee biggest mistake, aye! WHIT HOOSEWARMING!? Im supposed to be her best pal n ive no even got one, phhh!

Ya, Cara says shes had theee most intellectual conversation in ages! Shes a pure marketing freak that one! xx

Hope that's me yer talking about!!