Ok, from Pollockshaws West station, you diagonally cut through Pollock Park, past the burrel collection on your left and its about a 10 min walk. Its the first house there at the end of the park. But call me if you aint sure.

If your getting a taxi, ask to go to Hags Castle Golf Club, just off Dumbreck Road at the traffic lights. Head up the road leading into the park and its the first house after Dumbreck riding school.

The taxi drivers should know where they are goin.

Call me if you get lost, you should be ok though.

Or you could get off at Dumbreck station like me!

I've checked it, and it looks quicker:

Get to Dumbreck station @ Nithsdale Road
Walk right for about 20 seconds then turn left down Fleurs Road
All the way to the end to Dumbreck Road
Turn left, across the M77 flyover, and on the right side of the road
Then turn right into Hayescastle Road and follow it round the right turn bend and left turn bend to EPHQ!

Easy!

Trust me - I'm an Exitpilot fan!

Note to all patrons of this event:

Please follow these simple rules for a fun and enjoyable evening whist maintaining a safe partying environment!!

1) Bring enough booze to last you - so you don't get yer grubby mitts on others!!

2) Please dispose of all cigarette ends carefully and thoughtfully
(NB anyone caught disregarding fag ends in a reckless manner will be shot on the spot, in the face!)

3) When doing a shite (sorry number 2) please ensure the contents of your bowels are not left for the next unassuming patron and that toilet paper is used to wipe any residue - if in doubt bring your own.

4) be respectful of property and people. CCTV will be recording at all times. Anyone caught being 'wide' will have the shitty towel wiped in their face for a min of 1min-max infinity!

5)If 'mad wae it' be considerate of those that are not - you are just being annoying!!

6) Last but not least - if there's a good tune on - leave it on. Nobody likes a dick disc hopper!!

ENJOY!!!

PS Management reserve the right to change rules at any time and

im so up for tonight guys, got some flaming lips on, its sunny, im happy!

Meeting rab later then jarvie at 4 so see you lot soon.

Oh and Kaz you missed out the biggest rule / note..

If Stephen Morrow is not nude, begin to worry... there is either something horribly wrong, or he may be about to nude up right now.