Big thank you to Exipilot for the weekend there, was a blast, cheers for having us guys.

And 1st prize for the munt of the weekend award surely goes to myself, ryan and rab, for lasting the duration! yeeehaw!

Dude, what time the did thing wind down at?

I have vague recollections of leaving about 5:50-6ish!

Aye guys braw like!

And from what I could tell most people adhered to the 'rules'!!

Hope the clear up job wasn't too painful!!!

Much Love x

the night kinda ended about 8ish, then a bunch of us went to aphex twin, then myself, rab and ryan came back and got a bit fucked again.

I eventually got home at 3 o'clock this afternoon, i think iom having a few quiet ones for a while!

Yeah cheers Guys! Great party!

I'm still picking up the pieces though...

I think I owe a few people an appology...... I turned a bit nasty towards the end.

Oh whit Keith stop talkin like some kind of pussy-yer patter was swell!

I was gettin a six-pack from laughin and if anybody took offence then they're gay!!

But in saying that the arse flashin was probably a step too far - not sure tho!!

Aaaaawwwww... Cheers Kaz!

There was alot of builder's bums that weekend......

BTW are we still married?




Also it's quite empty in here init?

kieth, i spoke to ma wee bro this mornin and the story is-

you went to put a record on

i said naw

you said fuck you anderson

i said fuck you kieth

jarvie said your no puttin that on kieth

you said stop lickin anderson arsehole jarvie

me and jarvie both told you to fuck off

you fucked off.

i remember none of this.
sounds like we owe you the apology. sorry dude.
any ideas what the record was?

here Keith, just to add a lil bit vinegar on that wound.......apparnetly you nearly kicked the shit outa Brinky cos you thought he was laughing at you.

Jarvie had to calm you down.

Now is it just me or does that cunt Jarv seem to be involved in both incidents? Now im no inspector Morse/Ironside, however, id say it was Jarvie who poisoned the Lords butler in the Billiards Room.

Ryan

Apologies for my absence on Saturday night, my mate was up from London and I kinna had to do what the rest of the crowd were wanting to do - which was going to crappy crystals !!

Now I know why the place was quieter and there were hardly any burds in the place .................... that were legal !

God Keith how drunk were you?

You can't even remember whether we got married or not?!?

But its booked for this Fri so get pickin yer dress - time is against us!!

Aye n Jarvie's a shit-stirrer!!

Only kiddin - Jarvie couldny fight sleep!!

Oh and was the record not counting crows or some shite like that!!

I'm going to list my points like so....

1/ Gaz? Crystals? Why? Why? Why?

2/ Ryan? I appologsied to Brinky for that. I had lost it for a brief moment. He just talking to me and all of a sudden the voices in my head had taken over. I am a bawbag but I had been going non stop since 5:30pm Friday after work so cut us some slack....

3/ Anderson? To think I felt guilty for MY behaviour... I would say you owe me a BIG appology but you can take it back and shove it up Jarvies arse.... It's probably bigger than anything you've stuck up it before.....

4/ The record was an uplifting gospel song and it would have changed the party forever... I would have stayed and got Anderson to Aphex Twin.... and maybe even slept!

5/ Kaz? We ARE married.... Jarvie conducted the service... Anderson and Morrow were my brides maids... Twas beautiful!

Aaaah It's all startin to make sense now...

So when Jarvie mentioned the rings - you misheard him, right?

I've not been able to sit down for days!!!







PS one black eye comin right up - yosss!!!

I told you Kaz...... The black eyes don't happen yet....

It's 2 months before you start getting "accident prone"