Just read yer MySpace blog. EA Sports are using CCB in a game of theirs? Bloodyhell!

How did that happen?

Chris,

Basically Ryan slept with the MD of EA sports - nothing to do with CCB but just for the craic - but as coincidence would have it they chatted over a post-sex fag and discussed this little venture.

Now that's some freaky shit right there!

PS Ryan as promised I've changed my avator!

Cheers for clearing that up for me, Kazbah!

Not that surprised to be honest. Ryan, you sex pest!

(by the way, kudos for the Pat Sharp avatar!)

what do you mean Pat Sharp?

Thats me!

You not seen ma barnet?

Kaz, I've no even met half the people on this board! I see everyone at the gigs, but the names to the faces, I cannae do.

But, if you say thats you, I believe you!

Is the MD of EA Sports a Man or a Woman ?

im not sure. It was very dark.

any holes a goal for our Ryan!

any port in a storm.

i don't get that. tres niave!

good grief karen. tres naive indeed

it means if ur in a drought any hole will do; if havent shagged in a while u'll shag anythin.

which can always be applied to ryan.
and i know you'll say you'v been shaggin, ryan, but yer hand, yer maw and animals dont count.

nah ill be pretty honest with ya. Iv no had some in 2 months now. Due to certain circumstances like iv been really fucked, or iv no tried or iv no went out..........


Its seriously no funny. Cant mind the last time i went this long.

Anderson, how much you charge?

by the way, im appalled at your words here mate.

If i was shaggin anythin, then yer maw would have definetly got it by noo rather than me just pretending.

Iv got standards mate. When have you seen me pull a pig? apart on maybe one or three drunken occasions.

its truly bizarre how we can be civil on one forum and then total cunts towards each other on the opposite forum. its not exclusive to either one though, it switches back and forth quite randomly... i suppose its a sign of mutual affection... ya cunt.

and no, i've never seen u pull a pig.

and i charge-

joints worth-hand job
2 pills-blow job
tab of acid-whatever you like baby (except skat)
gram of heroin-skat

2 months? you poor sod!!

I've no had any in........lets see......1.......2.......3......4............................26 years!