so basically just what i said but in different words?

get you now soldier!

why would i say i've been shagging ryan?

single, not desperate Anderson!!

hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha....(repeat to fade!!!)

PS. Chris - Andersons doing a good deal the now - gettit sorted!

Sorry Kaz, no can do. There's only one way I swing, and it ain't in his direction!

haw cunto. youd wear a prosthetic leg for the rest of yer life just for 5 mins with me. (thats all i can muster in my unfit state these days)

Anderson was rferring to me when he said that.

once again...........ryans got standards.

heheh! you know im kiddin gorgeous!

Anderson, yes, i do find that we do have a bit of a schitzophrenic relationship.

Keeps us both on our toes.

I love you and hate you at the same time.

xxx

ah it all makes sense now!

Apologies for being a retard!!

See you at the Halt tomorrow night children x

I haven't had it for a while now!

I am relying on the Memory Wank bank to calm myself down - Ive used it so much now that I think I am overdrawn !!

Think I'll need to start chasing Women again!

you guys need to get off this forum/computer and get some fanny action.

PS Anderson check this shit out -

not for the faint hearted/weak stomached!!!!!!!

Kaz x

ohhhhh, someones posted a link............ok, lets have a look at this...........<click click> and...........ARRGGHHHHH..........OWWWW MY EYES................MY EYES.....THEY BURN..............AAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHH..................WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPANESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?

If you are at work, and you value your career, for the love of God, DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK!!

cheers kaz. i didnt like my breakfast or my job.

good old skat. its been a while.

maybe i should have read the above warnings............thats fucking filthy!

I hope to god that doesnt get picked up in here. Iv already had an internet warning after my April fools email shenanigans last year which the DFID promptly managed to turn into a Security Breach/Fraud combo.

you didn't click on the fucking thing, did you Ryan??

Shit sorry guys I actually didnt look at - Got Marfna who is a big ball of filth to cut n paste the link but by all accounts its fuckin rank!!

The quote of the century is:

"bitches that love to piss and sluts that love to drink it!!"

I nearly wet myself haha excuse the pun!!